ohh… terlupa siri “jokes” aku…

Newfie Bob

Newfie Stud Bob liked to frequent the Newfoundland beaches, but was never able to attract the girls. He decided to ask his friend George the lifeguard for advice. ‘It’s dem big baggy swimming trunks, my son. Dey’re years outta style. Yer best bet is to grab yeself a pair of Speedos – about two sizes too small, and drop a fist-sized potato down inside ‘em. I’m telling ye, man…ye ‘ll have all de babes ye wants !’ The following weekend, Bob hits the beach with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato. Everybody on the beach was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing, looking sick! Bob went back to George the lifeguard and asked him, ‘What’s wrong now? ‘ ‘Lard-Tunderin’ Jeezus b’y!’ said George, ‘ the potato goes in the front!!

(For those of you who don’t know, “Newfie” = a person from Newfoundland, a province in Canada. “Newfies” are known for being dumb in Canada, and there are many jokes about them, like blonde jokes.)

All Bark And No Bite

Sometimes I just feel like quitting when I still might and why do I put up this fight. Sometimes it’s hard enough just dealing with real life. Something isn’t right.

Look, if you had, one shot, or one opportunity, to seize everything you ever wanted. One moment, would you capture it, or just let it slip?

Being jobless wasn’t the easiest thing to cope up with, I’m the eldest man in my family, sometimes I don’t feel right to just sit and eat, and I feel like drive someone up the wall. Its might sounds like “Cock and Bull Story” but the truths speak for themselves.

After all, what did I do to make things right again?

All Bark And No Bite