ha ha tak tahu… deng ke deng…

mari kita baca cerita yang lebih memerlukan kita berfikir daripada menonton cerita batman… phyco-nya lebih hebat dari Joker. Sophisticated-nya lebih dari Batman sendiri. Mari kita tgk sape yang kena…

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hebat. sungguh hebat. aku ingat-kan budak ni pondan je. kena rumble kat anwar berkali-kali. tapi tak tahu pulak dia ni melawan. eh, positif sikit. manalah tahu dia ni berani online je. i mean berani depan komputer je. kat luar dia penakut. dia lembik. manalah tahu kan…

aku ingatkan terkoyak lubang **** dijuburi. tapi alih-alih kuar report takde pape pun berlaku kat dia. takde luka, takde nanah, takde tanda-tanda dicerobohi-pun! pelik!!

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haha. mampuslah kau Saiful. kalau kau betul-betul berani, ada maruah. kuar dari tempat persembunyian kau and ceritakan hal sebenarnya. tu pun if kau ada DICK…

ni lagu untuk kau DICK-less…

Mickey Avalon : My Dick

My dick cost a late night fee
Your dick got the HIV
My dick plays on the double feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD

My dick- bigger than a bridge
Your dick look like a little kid’s
My dick- large like the Chargers, the whole team
Your shit look like you fourteen

My dick- locked in a cage, right
Your dick suffer from stage fright
My dick- so hot, it’s stolen
Your dick look like Gary Coleman

My dick- pink and big
Your dick stinks like shit
My dick got a Caesar do,
Your dick needs a tweezer, dude

My dick is like super size
Your dick look like two fries
My dick- more mass than the Earth
Your dick- half staff, it needs work

My dick- been there done that
Your dick sits there with dunce cap
My dick- V.I.P.
Your shit needs I.D.

My dick need no introduction
Your dick don’t even function
My dick served a whole lunch-in
Your dick- it look like a munchkin

My dick- size of a pumpkin
Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin
My dick- good good lovin’
Your dick- good for nothin’

My dick bench pressed 350
Your dick couldn’t shoplift at Thrifty
My dick- pretty damn skimpy
Your dick- hungry as a hippie

My dick don’t fit down the chimney
Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines
My dick is like an M16
Your dick- broken vending machine

My dick parts the seas
Your dick farts and queefs
My dick- rumble in the jungle
Your dick got touched by your uncle

My dick goes to yoga
Your dick- fruit roll-up
My dick- grade-A beef
Your dick- Mayday geek

My dick- sick and dangerous
Your dick- quick and painless
My dick- ’nuff said.
Your dick loves Fred

It’s time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go